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Poisonous words and sweets

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Well ; The cashew nut belongs to the Poison Ivy family.

That explains allot of my rash  ioi  heheh


Well ; The adder is Britain's only Poisonous snake.

That's way the people make up for it..ouch this is going to hurt..


Well ; A person who is " scoptophobic" has an intense fear of being seen...

That's going to be me soon...i know it...


Well ; Scientists have found chocolate has a chemical that helps counteract depression.

That's something i better start taking, right away...   Especially after this post..heheh


Well ; The average lifespan of a taste bud is 7 to 10 days.

that's cause he / she pissed off to many people..hehahah
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ADF-CaptCC wrote:Well ; Scientists have found chocolate has a chemical that helps counteract depression.

That's something i better start taking, right away...   Especially after this post..heheh
i knew that ... havent you ever noticed when women get depressed over a guy dumping her or something stupid like that and they like sit there on the couch eating chocolates or chocolate icecream? mmhmm .... chocolate is really a womans best friend ... not diamonds lol
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what!?!? you need an EXCUSE 2 eat it!?!? lol [smilie=laugh[2].gif]  [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
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yep... that's the only why a woman can eat something fatning and not feel fat about it (gilty) but sometimes they do and makes them even more depressed (most women) One of my friends was like that ... her boyfriend cheated on her and she wanted me to spend the night with her and she was just sitting there crying and eating icecream and then she was crying because she ate something fatning ... i was ready to go home ... i hate women like that ... guys see that and then they think all women are like that ... i would have just sucked it up and say screw him i'll find me a new man ... and go on with my life
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Good for you Dani,,,, your looking more like "THEE" REAL WOMAN!!!!
I like it , in allot of fourms...
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SENECA wrote:Good for you Dani,,,, your looking more like "THEE" REAL WOMAN!!!!
I like it , in allot of fourms...
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yeh and if you keep eating chocolate you'll start looking like THE REAL BIG WOMAN  [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
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yeh and if you keep eating chocolate you'll start looking like THE REAL BIG WOMAN  

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i bet you wouldn't care less, as long as it was BIG in the Correct Places...(.)(.)  
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and what is wrong with being big, big woman are the best they dont have all them stupid worries about how they look they just get on with it
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ADF-Bollard wrote:and what is wrong with being big, big woman are the best they dont have all them stupid worries about how they look they just get on with it
yeah ... i like how you put that
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Nothin wrong with a bit of size at least then ya got something to hold on to
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oO Medic! ... *sighs* [smilie=jpshakehead.sml[1].gif]  .... i could care less what other guys think of my body because i know Bob loves it lol  x)
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ADF-Medic wrote:Nothin wrong with a bit of size at least then ya got something to hold on to
ye ha  HUMP  [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
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the best is cooking chocolate :]'] .... yumm yumm... Some of us guys like ...good old chocolate as well...and it makes EVERYTHING  taste better ...   :]']
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