This will help you Men..to last longer... too!!!

[ADF-CaptCC]

        A woman comes home and tells her husband,

        "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well,                  they're gone."

        "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

        His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist.  He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,

        'I do not have a headache;

        I do not have a headache,

        I do not have a headache'."



        "It Worked!   The headaches are all gone."


        The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."


        His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years.  Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"


        The husband agrees to try it


        Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.  He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."



        He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.



        His wife says, "Boy that was wonderful!"



        The husband says, "Don't move!  I will be right back."



        He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.  The wife sits up and her head is spinning.



        Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."



        With that, he goes back in the bathroom.  This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,






        "She's not my wife.

        She's not my wife.

        She's not my wife..."

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[ADF-Snake]

LOL!! That is a classic find there Capt

I've got one aswell but i wont post it here since it wouldnt really be a good idea hehe  [smilie=halm[1].gif]  [smilie=halm[1].gif]    [smilie=evillol.sml[1].gif]  [smilie=evillol.sml[1].gif]

[FDGStitch]

I posted this at FDG, it got a fairly good response and it stays with the theme.

A couple in their 50's were out at a restaurant one night..
They were fairly well cashed up so it was a nice restaurant.

After the main course a beautiful young blonde walks up to their table,
The babe, wraps her arms around the gent and kisses him gently and says.

"I will see you later on this week honey!" and she leaves.

The wife is fuming,  "WHO THE (TOS VIOLATION) WAS THAT???" she exclaims.

"That is my mistress" he replies...

The wife promptly stands and says "Thats it, i want a divorce"

The husband calmly sits back and says

"Honey, i totally understand where you are at, but lets just see where we are with that.

If you divorce me, There will be,

No more summers in Spain.
No more shopping trips to Paris
No more Lexus and Ferarri in the garage..."

The wife sits back down and ponders what her husband has just said.

At that moment one of her husbands friends enters the restaurant with another young babe hanging onto his arm.

The wife asks quietly, "So who is that with Jim???"

That's Jim's mistress, he replies..

The wife takes another look, and then leans over to her husband and says:

Ours is prettier  [smilie=laugh[2].gif]

[ADF-Cheech]

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hahahahahahahahaaha  both are good  :)

[FDGStitch]

Yea but I really did like

Shes not my wife

Shes not my wife

Shes not my wife....... LMAO

[ADF-CaptCC]

hahaha Nice M88y....

But I wasn't lie'n

HAHAHA

SHHHHHhhhh