Southern American's...You got to Laugh But...

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Georgia:
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he
decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her
into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia
and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how
much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everything but my earrings. "

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Alabama:
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked..

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied."

You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter.
"But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"

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Louisiana:
A senior at LSU was overheard saying...
"When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana."

When asked why, he replied "he'd rather be in Louisiana because
everything happens in Louisiana20 years later than in the rest of the
civilized world.

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Mississippi:
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to
his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?

"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."

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Tennessee:
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.

The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

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North Carolina:
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and
one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man res ponded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

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And My favorite:

You can say what you want about the South,
but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North...
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