A cowboy and his wife had just gotten married and
found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man
approached the Front Desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'This heerza special 'casion -- our honeymoon
-- and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.'
The clerk winked -- 'You want the 'Bridal'?'
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then
replied, 'Nope, reckon not. Guess I'll jist hold on to
her ears til she gits used to it.'