My old mans last visit to the doctors.

[ADF-Medic]

My old man was asked if he would participate in some sperm count
reasearch the docs been workin on for some time along with his usual
check up the other day and the old boy said yeh why not.

The doctor gave dad a jar and said "Take this home and bring back
a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the old boy reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and dad explained "Well
doc it's like this first I tried with my right hand but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand but still nothing.

Then I asked the misses for help. She tried with her right hand
then with her left still nothing. She tried with her mouth
first with the teeth in then with her teeth out still nothing.

We even called up old Mavis the lady next door and she tried too
first with both hands then an armpit and she even tried squeezin
it between her knees but still nothing."

The doctor was "shocked" You asked your neighbor?

The old boy replied "Yeh well none of us could get the bloody jar open could we."

[ADF-Nobbie]

hahahahahahaha

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[ADF-CaptCC]

sweet