gently tapped him on the shoulder ....and.....

Post by **ADF-CaptCC** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:30 am

A story from the pages of the Manchester Evening News . .

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of
me."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly"

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a CENSORED for 25 years."

Post by **ADF-Snake** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:36 am

A morgue van?

Post by **FOG-TinTops** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:48 am

Oldie but a goody

Post by **ADF-Medic** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:37 pm

Post by **ADF-CaptCC** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:09 pm

ADF-Snake wrote:A morgue van?

RGR it wouldnt let it say hurss with a 'a'